Anyway, I got a bit carried away there. Let's begin Episode 5.
Chiquita: I don't know if that's exercise or something illegal. Either way, I really don't like the vibes your giving off right now, Juniper.
Juniper: Awwww! Who's so cyute and cuddly! YOUR so cayute and cuddly. Yes you are! Yes you are!
Chiquita: Wateryoudoing.
Juniper finally gave up and asked Eloy to prom whilst they were hanging out together one day. He said something along the lines of: Pick me up at six. So I quickly had Juniper pull an all nighter with Nick learning how to drive. At least it was his fancy car :D
During this time, I completely forgot about Jade's birthday, and she aged up without any fanfare or nothing. As you can tell, I'm not really counting Eloy, here, who seems to be around for all the important family events. He's definitely a keeper.
Enjoys your last seconds as a child, little Jade.
Welcome to hel-- nevermind, your gonna be fine. As you can see, thankfully, Jade looks nothing like her father.
Eloy doesn't make the best faces, does he?
So, one day, I looked down at the family fortune counter, expecting to see less than average due to all the spending I had been doing, and discovered 20 thousand dollars. Naturally, I proceeded to blow it all on a maid, and upgrading the house. What a classy woman we have here!
Then one friday, Prom rolled around. Jade was looking dapper, as usual. And Juniper.....wat. Juniper, who gave you that outfit!? This is an outrage, I thought you could dress yourself. How do you expect to win prom queen like that?! Hmmm?
Much better. With their looks updated, it was time to head out---
ERMYGADS. Look at all that cute! >.<
Wat is this.
The feels. I must look away.
Much better! This is Greg, I mean Forest's, new room! It has nothing but a bed, a lamp, and some badly designed wallpaper. Oh, and a chemistry table. He deserved something special for not turning out as badly as I thought he would.
And here is Juniper's new room! It cost about ten thousand more than Forest's but it was well worth it. That girl needs to have some class!
Some expert parallel parking by the limousine driver meant that Juniper didn't have to drive everyone after all.
There she is, looking nice.
The sisters, ignoring each other.
And the happy couple...looking er, happy.
So basically, Jade had a horrible time. Was shunned by not one, but two handsome fellows on the dance floor, and got into a fight. She did manage to develop romantic relations with her old babysitter, though.
Juniper was a completely different story. She and Eloy maxed out their relationship bar, were named Prom King and Queen, and were too busy ruling over their subjects to even eat anything.
There he is, the old babysitter. He looks generic enough for me to consider him... although someone named, coincidentally, Tom Daley recently moved into the town. I've got my eye on him for Jade. ;)
The sisters, doing homework at 1AM. It's okay guys, I've been there many times. At least it's the weekend now.
Jade's rather lonely prom photo.
Juniper's lovely crown and photo. :)
"Son I need to tell you some things that I think it's time you heard."
"Exactly the point I was about to make, son. You're a growing boy..."
And I leave you with a picture of Nick and his son discussing important events over breakfast. It's an ancient art 100% essential to any day. Nick, of course, is such a pro that he must do it in his underpants. What a guy.
And this is where my game unexpectedly crashed and also, where I leave you for today. I hoped you enjoyed this episode full of unnecessary capitalizations and punny puns. I lied, there were no puns. :( Look out for more episodes coming soon. :D
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